Malulwane Of Polyandry in Hwange .

My fellow Cdes in Gossip, it’s always fun to watch a football match live at the
Hwange Colliery Stadium, the home of the Chipangano boys. I enjoy sitting at the
povo bay and witness 22 well-built grown men chasing one plastic ball, (no offence
though). The men are somehow controlled by one man, the referee who is the
whistleblower. Oh how I wish to be in the whistle blowers shoes where I have to
control such a number of men.
My fellas, it’s always hard to control humans. No wonder men who have more than
two wives are always on their toes when it comes to managing family issues.
Two women one man, but I have the latest gossip for you guys where it is the other
way round. The rumour from the rumourvile calls it the polyandry.
The English speakers have defined polyandry as a woman who is married to more
than one man.
My Cdes, yours truly Malulwane the bat has seen it with my batty eyes where a
woman somewhere in Hwange has married two men. Rumour has it that she is in
charge of the marriage.
The woman who is in her early 40s has the privilege of controlling the hot headed
creatures of the universe, the men. Yours truly has it that she has created a duty
roaster for the two men who are both aware of the arrangement.
Haaa, what happened to the ego of my fellow Cdes -the men. The Polyandrous
woman is even in charge of the bank cards meaning she controls the men’s salaries
or income.
For crying out loud, both families from the men’s side have even brought the cows to
her home and paid amalobolo, oh what a lucky woman. What fascinates me the
most is that the woman has no children with the two men but has a child from her
previous marriage.
Rumour has it that the first marriage was left hanging, meaning there is a chance
that the man from the first marriage maybe making frantic efforts to join the other two
men in the marriage circle. Haa bakithi, I admire this woman, if all women had such
confidence the world would be in a different state. And I also admire the patience
these men have in maintaining peace in the marriage circle. See you again next
week with some hot gossip happening in Hwange.