The rivalry between mothers and daughters in-law has since time immemorial remained a
mystery that has brought many marriage to their knees. Sons and husbands have been turned
into the proverbial grass that suffers when two giants clash.
The rivalry has over the years turned into a traditional feud that has left many men torn in
between. This has had a very negative impact on these men’s lives as husbands and sons.
Our lot at the watering hole recently embarked on a fact finding research that we hoped would
leave both parties with an appreciation of the feud and in the process save marriages.
And guess what? Eureka! Our team led by Mr. Vhandaberg did a sterling job and managed to
unravel the epochal rivalry. Over the years, sons and husbands found themselves being forced
to choose between their mothers and their wives. Vana amwene and varoora vavo.
We left no stone unturned in our efforts to understand why our wives and our mothers are
always fighting over us. We made chilling discoveries. Chilling in the sense that our wives may
think we are now taking our mothers’ side at their expense.
But as firm believers of, the truth will set you free liberal thinking- we feel the truth which we
will shortly reveal will set us and our wives free. We mean no malice but come in peace and
love.
Our mothers and our wives bear a striking resemblance in all natural spheres in as much as
what a man desires from the human species called woman. This leaves us torn in between,
when it comes to choosing.
Each one of these women (our mothers and wives) feel they have a God given right over us
which affects us and leaves us confused.
The first man a woman sleeps with, will forever be engraved in her memory. The same goes for
a man. That includes us, our mothers’ sons and their daughters in-laws’ husbands.
Here are the naked facts. The first naked bodies of women our eyes ever set on when we came
to this world were of our very on mothers? Not only that. Our first impression of how much a
woman’s body exudes warmth came through the first women we shared beds with-our
mothers.

It is from these women, our mothers that we learned and learnt about the sweetness of kissing.
For, as soon as we were delivered, nurses took us to our mothers, who planted the very first
kiss on our lips as our naked bodies touched, leaving a life long impression.
Earlier on, we mentioned the similarities between these two women. Suppose either of them
had no breasts, we shudder to imagine how that would have impacted on the generality of
men. Who does not know how valuable those assets are, as applicable to men-women
relations?
Breasts are an integral part of every woman. Remember how husbands never seem to tire of
playing with those assets despite having been weaned off by their mothers some donkey years
ago.Now imagine what impression our mothers’ breasts left on us.
For the record, our mothers’ breasts were our very first toys and more importantly our source
of food and nourishment. We still cherish those moments when we suckled. Hence we still do it
on our wives albeit for a different reason.
Frankly speaking, it is crystal clear that our bond with our mothers was there before we got
married to our wives and as such will always reign supreme.